salvia divinum

salvia divinium .. just about anyone who doesnt live in a box has heard of this stuff. til now i'd heard of it but never tried it .
i figured if its sold legally over the counter at the smoke shop its probabally not worth what it costs .. any time theres a "legal high " to be had it's usually is a hoax.. not this time ..
even with graphic descriptions posted all of the internet of it's effects i swear to god i had no idea .
i found out last night how intese it really is. mind you i'm not inexperienced when it comes to psychedelics,and i can assure anyone that the claim that this is the strongest is as true as can be.
while at the local smoke shop i joked with my freind, rob about getting some . he says" heh .. why not "
so we purchased a vial of the 10 x extract and took it home .. the plan was that we'd set up tp record 10 minutes of music whill on the stuff. i was still skeptical and rob anad only tried the un concentrated variety .. with the instruments set up i took a drag and held it in ..
next thing you know i was trippin BALLS! i swear to god acid doesnt come close, for there was no come on , just one minute i'm all"eh i hope this isnt too lame" the next , i forgot that id taken anything and was convinced that my room was being sucked into a vortex. the arp was buzzing away adding to the effect.. i'm not describing what it was sort of like, i'm describing what it was. i honestly thought the world was melting .. i started to run outside, expecting to see mass world meltage and panicked nieghbors being sucked into space , looked out and everything seemed normal, but i went back to the room and it was then i realized it was the salvia .. still tripping i got rob off the floor laughing because i realize by then i was just tripping .. i got him back to the couch and we started to come out of it . 15 minutes after taking it we were back to normal , inspecting the studio for any damage , and there was none .. but
this stuff works .. i can honestly say , with expeience to back it up, that this was the single most psychedelic experience of my life. i'm almost forty and it's the first "vision " i've ever had from anything .. .. .. if i ever do try this again it will be in a far better controlled environment with at least one non participant in the room .. whoo hoo.. .. ..

most annoying voices, in no particullar order

i was just listening to some joy division and thought i'd make this list
10. the mumble grunt guy from any death metal band
9. the guy from tool
8.the guy from creed (see number 2)
7. billy corgan (great guitar sound though.)
6. morrissey
5. geddy lee of rush
4. ian curtis (too bad too, i like his songs.. great songs annoying voice)
3. the guy from queenschryche ..doesnt matter .. it's not like it'd be any good without it
2. eddie vedder , and everyone who's tried to have the same voice
1. yoko ono.. thats not creative .. it's annoying
have a good evening ..

it's ok not to suck

really, it is, i swear it..
ever since punk came along , and hell even before i reckon, many musicians have thought that sucking ass is cool. it isnt . and it's worse when people do it on purpose, worse still when "enlightened " (quotations here are to indicate sarcasm) people claim its bitchen. it isnt ..
i swear to god, i hate "clinky clunk, blah blah blah music " and no, girls doing it is not cute. i dont give a flying f*ck about that you think your "horrible" upper-middle class upbringing, or how much you hate all the guys you think fucked you over, you can at least try to be tolerable to listen to.. maybe if you didnt act like entitled little bitches in the first place ..
that doesnt mean i hate punk rock , not in the least. much , most even, doesnt suck.. it lacks some of the polish that mainstream music has , sure, but most of it is pretty good. my god, why the hell do people think that music has to be annoying for it to be accepted? and dont you dare for a second try to convince me that it's because i "dont get it" theres a huge difference between being "experimental " and sucking ..

welcome to jayland!

howdy!
this ought to be some fun right about here. i just started here so bear with me , hopefully soon i'll be all over this bitch !
watch this space !
love .. lazy j